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Song Parodies -> "Desiccated Swallower of Passion"

Original Song Title:

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Desiccated Swallower of Passion"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He leaks from here, he leaks from there.
His holes are drowned in venery fare.
He has got to slake his thirst because he has dry breath,
So he's a desiccated swallower of passion.

And when he snakes his lips around
Les bittes, bouche leaks in Paris town.
Eagerly pursed-lipping what franšais nads can expend,
'Cause he's a desiccated swallower of passion.

Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
It's a little sour but has no fat.
It is filled with protein and looks just like whisked egg white.
He kneels, a desiccated swallower of passion.

Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
Some think that he acts like he is slatternly.
When he leaks, those poker drops stick to his pearly whites.
'Cause he's a desiccated swallower of passion.

He leaks from here, he leaks from there.
They ream his breech, those lech'rous sprayers.
In his hair that carnal salami juice starches on,
'Cause he's a desiccated swallower of passion.

Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
His tongue curled 'round dickoteques and hardies.
Measure for measure, he can drink much more than the rest,
'Cause he's a desiccated swallower of passion.

Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
Il baise au jis (Il baise au jis).
They spritz in his chops, and it like butter glides
Mostly to his craw, although some trickles on his knee,
'Cause he's a desiccated swallower of passion.
He's a desiccated swallower of passion.
He's a desiccated swallower of passion.

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Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man, too freakin' funny, JB! "In his hair that carnal salami juice starches on" .... yikes, your brain's one toasted english muffin of twisted gonadic genius!
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is a real "Drool in the muff" ...er...."Jewel in the rough", in mean. 5's...
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
John, have you heard the one about the dedicated swallower of passion who got a job at the carnal salami juice bank? He got fired after a week for drinking while at work!
John Barry - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. I'm surprised this made it through. Thanks, Paul. Know I--thanks, and chuckle.
alvin rhodes - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
nice wordplay...5s
Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I wonder what would happen if somebody submitted to Amiright a parody whose text was completely G-Rated family-friendly material but whose TITLE was "A Graphic Description Of Fellatio" ?
Peregrin - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh! Intruiging!

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