Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Take My Sup on Pudgment Day?!"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up on Judgment Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Take My Sup on Pudgment Day?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Three-story co-conut cake—mo’ gâteau!
A danger game, such feasting. . .and a shame.
Each bite I inhale; whiskey fills a pail;
I take it in. . .caloric sin.
Roasted and toasted.

Well, there once was a time when I would say:
“Don’t take my sup—so what, it’s pudgment day?!”
as I would dig into my ice creams,
followed by wine and a dozen breams.
All grub I love; I’d slug down the tallest of beers.
But now, hear me beseech:

Take my sup on pudgment day!
Clear this fried golden junk away.
Nix the pies; don’t ply the ale.
Coco’ cream will not make me well.

A man with fattened globes bulging beneath his robe—
mammaries grown, each several stone,
Bloated, bra-toted.

When I think of the boobies I have:
two huge sagging titty victims of grav’.
Not so bad if they were riding high. . .
they look like bags under the eye.
The time has come to slim down and stop all the leers.

Take my sup on pudgment day!!
Clear these golden crumpets away.
Nix the fries; don’t ply the ale.
Whole-fat cream will not make me well.

It’s tasty, but there’s danger;
fritters can mean danger.

Take my sup on pudgment day?
Clear this golden Bundt-cake away?!
Hold it! Why should lithe prevail?!!
Mocha creams—reams!—my midriff swells.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 2
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Porfle Popnecker - May 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's like the theme song for my sitcom.
MadameDeTokerVille - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Pirate Jacques du Barrell, please add the 'German Potato Cake- to this delicious ensemble ! ! schucks gut, meinHerr !

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/stevewinwood27.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 451