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Song Parodies -> "Sole Man"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Sole Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Troll clan, insulting wives—
vile and rotten twofer.
Troll clan, insulting wives—
childish awful twofer.

Troll clan, insulting wives.
Dreck-filled boors
like sludge from the moors.
Either clone’s very paranoid;
no difference ’tween the two.

One bloc; both a crock—
what they sling, much worse than schlock.
Take a coin and make a toss:
gross is either view.

Troll clan: either’d ruin our lives—
just one where there’s two.
Even ma’s couldn’t love ’em;
they’d make ’em spew.
We’ll suffer through their lies
until the voting’s through.

Bunch o’ lies, infantile guys
Janus clown will bring you down.
Dual mien; they act age three;
the mean is more like two.

How long can we last
listening to puerile bombast?
Can’t wait till election’s passed. . .
get ’em out of view.

Troll clan: insult each other’s wives.
From an outside view
when they look at this country
rep’d by these two.
How’s it look in their eyes
to see/hear this ahole crew?

Troll clan, petulant tykes,
whining, rotten pule pair.
Sole man, one is just like
the other. . . make-puke fare.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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Rob Arndt - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny how it's either Trump's or Cruz's wife or Hillary's husband!!! 555 for both today JAB :)
JAB - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - March 26, 2016 - Report this comment
I share your dismay. As usual, your subbing seems clever+++; but can you explain your use of "sole", and "clan/crew" for 2 distastefully warring rivals?
JAB - March 27, 2016 - Report this comment
They're one and the same.

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