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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Love Street"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She lives on lunch meat,
Links: so long! Just lunch meat.
She reads in "House and Garden"
That it tastes real good with lard on.

She hates roe--it is so lumpy.
Ate it once--then, stomach-pumpy.
She had it with rum
And, oh, what a spew!
She has meat; that's all she'll chew.

I see you live on lunch meat.
Do you know just what creatures you eat
As teeth sunder and chew that fare?
Rum punch today, and a beer.
"I fress and like it fine--though, farts."

She lives on lunch meat,
Links--so long!--just lunch meat.
She reads in "House and Garden"
That it tastes real good with lard on.

Lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard,
Lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard, lard.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Ravyn Rant - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
So, I'm not imagining it and we're both running themes today.
John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ravyn. I used to try to make every day's posting thematic, but it got to me too much work. Now, every now and then. I like your skating series.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
stomach pumpy...too funny...5s
Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Not too bad John...some interesting wordplay here.545

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