I've done quite a feat, and it really rankles.
"For shame!"
I've done quite a feat, but they're shunnin' me.
"For shame!"
Done quite a feat--I get put-downs not kudos.
"For shame!"
Outdone these guy, my colleagues aren't pleased,
So they take my grants away.

"He's shamed us with the genome play,
Frankensteinesque flair.
For shame!"

Done quite a feat.
"He is riven with madness!
For shame!"

Done quite a feat
"This must be decried!
For shame!
Got amphibian legs, but it gives wool for mittens.
For shame!
He's smitten by splicing sheepin' and peepin'."

They welcomed me at first, then drove me away,
My work they won't share.

"Infamous!" nattered these damn lightweights, screeching.
"Go from here, you freaking young Frankenstein!"

Done quite a feat. . .
But they yowl, I'm too craven.
Done some superb work; the call me a "menace."
Done for am I in this field, what a bummer!
Done got fun work: surgeon plastic, L.A.

Done some fine work on he of First Edition--
Rogers got rose-colored skin. Some say, "ruined."

I done feats on Rivers. . .face once her ankles.
Done feet o' Cher, took grafts from her knee.
Done features of Oprah in Chicago.
Done Paris' smile; she's swallowin' me.