Song Parodies -> Lust Is a Sin
| Original Song Title: | "Dust in the Wind" |
| Original Performer: | Kansas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lust Is a Sin" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I open eyes
To ogle a woman
With near no clothes on.
All the seams
Quash my eyeballs' quest for a girl-body-see.
Lust is a sin.
Vaults my part, 'cause lust is a sin.
A grown schlong:
What I get from watchin',
Wishin' vestment-free.
All I view:
Jugs so rotund-round
But cached so I can't see
Jugs hid within.
Halts my part, 'cause jugs hid within.
Yow! Clothes hang on.
Nothing snaps; my member
Loses girth and height--
It slips away.
I guess I won't be
Getting bust-free jiggle sight.
Jugs hid within;
All is see is jugs hid within.
Just couldn't win,
Stalled my flustered lust. . .tucked it in.
To ogle a woman
With near no clothes on.
All the seams
Quash my eyeballs' quest for a girl-body-see.
Lust is a sin.
Vaults my part, 'cause lust is a sin.
A grown schlong:
What I get from watchin',
Wishin' vestment-free.
All I view:
Jugs so rotund-round
But cached so I can't see
Jugs hid within.
Halts my part, 'cause jugs hid within.
Yow! Clothes hang on.
Nothing snaps; my member
Loses girth and height--
It slips away.
I guess I won't be
Getting bust-free jiggle sight.
Jugs hid within;
All is see is jugs hid within.
Just couldn't win,
Stalled my flustered lust. . .tucked it in.
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nice little anthem about the rise and fall (literally) of lust
Bad luck JB, I knows how ya feels!
Captain Jack, you have been 'at Sea' for way too long, Sir !
The hidden is usually more seductive than the displayed. Great match to TOS. 555
This gets my jugular throbing. Nice write Sir John.
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