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Song Parodies -> "In the Shed"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Ed theme song"

Original Performer:

Evans, Livingston

Parody Song Title:

"In the Shed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Of course you’ve remorse—you porked a horse,
and no one should cock-woo a horse, of course!
Not running on a course, the horse—
you were shameless in the shed!

Your conduct was coarse; you banged the horse,
which whinnied continuously till hoarse.
Self-control you did not enforce.
Rocking is the shed.

Hooves went clickety-clack; you peaked, engaged in hipp-olé!
(That homophone was pretty weak,
not among my better wordplay.)
Tryst in the shed gave your sheep pique;
“You are a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy!” they all say.

So show your remorse—get off that horse!
Go back to the flock browsing in the gorse.
We’ve never heard of cocking a horse—
though trysts can be bliss—
at least, in the shed!
(Use barn in it’s stead)

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Leough - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Wi-il-il-il-il-il--il-bur! 555
Meriadoc - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Hoooraaay! Farmer John is baaaaaaak!
Rob Arndt - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, no horse-play... but I'll lay down $555 for a donkey show (Arabic vs Mexican) ;-)
Lifeliver - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Whoah boy, get those blinkers back on! Talk about sowing wild oats. I don't know how you get away with it.
TJC - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Great...stuff.... I mean BAAAAAAD! Makes Equus seem like a bedtime story!
Alpha Skua - June 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Mr Ed spent his retirement years here in Scott Valley in Norhern California near the town of Fort Jones CA

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