Song Parodies -> Clyster-Moon Rite

Original Song Title:	"Mr. Moonlight"
Original Performer:	Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Clyster-Moon Rite"
Parody Written by:	John A. Barry

Clyster-Moon Rite

He isn't free—his bum is tight.
He has tried creams and oral means—
Laxative pearls, meant to uncurl
Plugged-up alcove. It's time to shove
Up a lax mine; it is now time
For a butt flume,
Clyster-moon rite.

Clyster-moon rite, bum again squeeze.
There he is, on his knees, begging for release.
It's packed tight, like a year-old fruitcake,
And he prays that now it will unbake.
Cause a butt flume,
Clyster-moon rite.
Clyster-moon rite!

Clyster: enema

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Song Parodies -> Clyster-Moon Rite

"Mr. Moonlight"

Beatles

"Clyster-Moon Rite"

John A. Barry

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