Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Clyster-Moon Rite"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Moonlight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Clyster-Moon Rite"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Clyster-Moon Rite

He isn't free—his bum is tight.
He has tried creams and oral means—
Laxative pearls, meant to uncurl
Plugged-up alcove. It's time to shove
Up a lax mine; it is now time
For a butt flume,
Clyster-moon rite.

Clyster-moon rite, bum again squeeze.
There he is, on his knees, begging for release.
It's packed tight, like a year-old fruitcake,
And he prays that now it will unbake.
Cause a butt flume,
Clyster-moon rite.
Clyster-moon rite!

Clyster: enema

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Alpha Skua - March 31, 2023 - Report this comment
There gose your Brain wasted and Strained

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1103