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Song Parodies -> "Yes Men Say"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yes Men Say"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Yes men say,
As they humble themselves every day,
"You're a genius, boss," noses all way
Up in the breach that's mauve-taupe-gray.

Suckup spree. . .
They kiss @ss, these men, effusively;
They're as shallow as the Salton Sea.
Up in the vent so gushingly.

Guys who gotta show: "I'm a ho': It's a good play.
One must go along. . .get along." Those yes men say-ay-ay-ay.

Yes man say,
"Love, boss, your ideas; they will pay.
[Kiss @ss. . .rather face," sotto voce.]
"Oh, I believe in all you say!"

Guys who have to go where there's cloacal outlay.
My, their tongues are long,
And they're pronged for dreck-gourmet-et-et-et.

Dreck gourmets. . .
Lunch will make 'em queasy, but it pays
To feed with face in grotto mauve-gray,
Nose in the breach: a yes man's day.

Yum, yum, yum, strum bung with tongue.

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Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
There's a guy at work who got his nose broken when the boss forgot his coffee and did a fast 180 to get it on his way to a meeting. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Nice nose job here, sir John.
alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the salton sea bit and the exit line
Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This is what happens to guys who flunk out of the U.S. Nasal Academy.
Stan Hall - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, man! :-)
littleNetFrame - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Barry . . . is that really you? I'm really sorry that it went sour at NetFRAME . . . are you still in Silicon Valley? It went out of business not much longer after our dismissal. The following Friday Mr Hartsfield told me to meet him at the Milpitas Hilton in the bar . . . He was fired, too! He promised me that he'd hire you, when he found another ~VP~ job. He's in the East Bay now. I think he divorced Cynthia. I miss Mr ~BVD~
John Barry - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, Alvin, Michael, Stan, Frame (ah, Milpitas. . .just down the road apiece, over here in the East Bay hinterlands).
Johnny D - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Congratulations on reaching the #1 position on the AmiRight Authors page, JB !!!
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Have to hand it to Mr. Pacholec for the funniest comment of the day. I just finished a swig of Pepsi - when I read his comment - good thing because it would have came out (you guessed it) MY NOSE and that would have been really tragic to happen on this particular parody page, for me at least. Nice one Michael. HEH HEH.
Peregrin - March 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, such is the reality of many people's lives!

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