Song Parodies -> Feeding a Hart in Texas
| Original Song Title: | "Deep in the Heart of Texas" |
| Original Performer: | Hank Thompson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Feeding a Hart in Texas" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
A hart's polite and rarely bites.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The noon sun's high; feeding time's nigh.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The hay in bloom is like perfume
To hungry harts in Texas.
It's got clover; it's what deer love.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
That hay's waist-high, up to your eye.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
It's luscious stuff—much more than brush
To hungry harts in Texas.
Go grab a bale; it'll inhale.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
Don't let dogs brawl right near the stalls. . .
A bleeding hart in Texas.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The noon sun's high; feeding time's nigh.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The hay in bloom is like perfume
To hungry harts in Texas.
It's got clover; it's what deer love.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
That hay's waist-high, up to your eye.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
It's luscious stuff—much more than brush
To hungry harts in Texas.
Go grab a bale; it'll inhale.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
Don't let dogs brawl right near the stalls. . .
A bleeding hart in Texas.
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Whadya call that critter? Enyhow we don't call 'em harts 'round here. Sumthin' hart means that it's difficult. I'll five ya anyway just for making me smile.
Haick - enyone knows harts iz a card gaime.
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Only part of the song is parodied here, and a few rhymes were off (clover/love)? 4-3-4....
Tell me something...what is a "hart" (without an E)?
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