I'm a pest, I'm the grate appender. . .
Append ruminations from hell.
My screeds are such; I append too much;
I've no good stories, but I tell.

Oh a pest, I'm the prate appender. . .
Adept at the virtual drone
I have no shame, my appeals are lame;
My chest will heave while I moan.

To deal with my "squeals" would just make you grieve
To beat on DELETE is so sweet; neat you feel.

Pest I, grating appender,
A lacking-in-netiquette clown.
On youtube, see a true boob, me,
Appending my vids to load down.

I feel the appeal of the need to leave
A screed, which you feed to trash heap when received.

Yes, I'm grating appender,
A lacking-in-netiquette clown.
I stream movie-length screeds; remove me
From your maillist; then when I pounce
The threads I append will be bounced.