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Song Parodies -> "Barber Dan"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Barber Dan"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

“Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan….”
Barber Dan, the hair man,
Barber Dan.
He chops off locks with lotsa feeling,
chops with lotsa feeling,
Barber Dan,
“Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan.”

Got me a plan
for above my pan.
Called barber Dan,
who said, “Come on down here, man!
See Barber Dan.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan,”
my mane man.
But when he talks, there’s broken spieling,
talk is broken spieling,
Barber Dan’s.
“Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan.”

Tried me a crew,
a pompadou’.
They’d nary do.
“Dan, I need a new hairdo!”

So Barber Dan
“Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan,”
with shaking hands,
chopped off my locks, and then he gored me
“But I’m hardly bleeding,
Barber Dan.”
“Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber Dan.”

Barber Dan’s the mane man,
shakes his hand with élan….

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2Eagle - February 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Good one about your friendly neighborhood barber. Now how about getting a haircut by a marine.

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