Song Parodies -> Bagels I Have Had of Rye
| Original Song Title: | "Angels We Have Heard on Higy" |
| Original Performer: | Christmas Carol |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bagels I Have Had of Rye" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
*Fungus that grows on rye, from which LSD is synthesized.
Bagels I have had of rye.
They're so much better than plain.
Chase with two pints of red eye,
Then the rings sing this refrain:
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Hey, that bagel winked at me!
Must be ergot* in the ring.
I'm hallucinatory.
Now the bagel starts to sing:
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
To waste the bagels are laid;
They have been fully tasted.
I made a bagel charade—
I must be really wasted:
Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiled 'em
With some Hellman's mayo.
Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiled 'em
With some Hellman's mayo.
They're so much better than plain.
Chase with two pints of red eye,
Then the rings sing this refrain:
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Hey, that bagel winked at me!
Must be ergot* in the ring.
I'm hallucinatory.
Now the bagel starts to sing:
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oil us.
Till we swell, then bake-o.
To waste the bagels are laid;
They have been fully tasted.
I made a bagel charade—
I must be really wasted:
Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiled 'em
With some Hellman's mayo.
Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiled 'em
With some Hellman's mayo.
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Du-u-u-ude!! 555 micrograms.
Wasn't that a Boney M song:
Ergot in the ring, tra la la la la
There's some ergot in the ring, tra la la la la la
Ergot in the ring, tra la la la la
It looks like a purple-headed plum (yum! yum!)
...or something like that :-)
Ergot in the ring, tra la la la la
There's some ergot in the ring, tra la la la la la
Ergot in the ring, tra la la la la
It looks like a purple-headed plum (yum! yum!)
...or something like that :-)
Philbo, that sounds like "Whiskey In The Jar".
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