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Song Parodies -> "Condeleezza"

Original Song Title:

"Cara Mia"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Condeleezza Rice, you're as cold as ice.
I'll melt your heart, imparting words like:
I favor school prayer,
Love your lacquered hair.
You grab my nuts and squeeze like a vise.

Condeleezza Rice (2x)
Condeleezza, vise,
Cojones in vise!

Condeleezza Rice, please ungrip the vise!
You'll break my part and might harm the lice.
You're fazing my pair,
Rooting out the hair.
Ungrab my nuts and I'll seek some ice.

Condeleeza Rice (2x)
Condeleeza, vise,
Cojones in vise!

Ow, ow, ow, ow. . . .

But then I start to warm to the vise.
I favor jewel pair
In your grasping snare.
Re-squeeze my nuts, 'cause it feels so nice!

Condeleezza Rice,
Cojones in vise!
Condeleezza, vise,
Comfort--kinda nice!

Condeleezza Rice,
Cojones, no ice,
Condeleezza, vise,
Cold, your squeeze, as ice.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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carol - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! This one made my day! 5's
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i wouldn't let 'kindasleazy rice" anywhere near me...funny parody though...5s
John Barry - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol, Alvin.
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was nuts! 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Nuts? Condi's not nuts, but as one of the architects of the Bush-Cheney War for Oil, Condi's now just a SHELL of her former self. (That's a triple-entendre!)

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