-> "Dogs Bred to Kill"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Mess With Bill"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dogs Bred to Kill"
The Lyrics
They rip off the limbs, Pits
Gonna quell heart’s pumping
Dogs bred to kill (3x)
Slayin’ one more time
Dogs bred to kill (3x)
Now you know you might die
If you’re accosted by
A mutt whose muzzle looks sore
The apologist guys propagate the lies:
Treat ’em right, and they’ll adore
Nearby’s a slain girl, one in pain
Chomp, chomp, chomp
Dogs bred to kill
Rip, rip, rip, rip
Dogs bred to kill
They will kill you at home
Dogs bred to kill
Bred to bite to the bone
Dogs bred to kill
Gone are Jacob and Chloe and Nick, and Tim
Just to name a few
Pits might kill Bea; they might kill Slim
They might even kill you
Nearby’s a slain girl, her blood drained
Bite, bite, bite, bite
Dogs bred to kill
Tear, tear, tear, tear
Dogs bred to kill
They will kill you at home
Dogs bred to kill
Shred and bite to the bone
Dogs bred to kill
You can tell yourself that you’ll keep your health
If you see one that’s unleashed
After your arms’ excision
You’ll be with mortician
There is no beauty in this beast
Nearby’s a slain girl. . .died in vain
Dogs bred to kill. . . .
[fade on sounds of screaming toddler being torn apart]
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