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Song Parodies -> "But Your Burp Can Singe"

Original Song Title:

"And Your Bird Can Sing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"But Your Burp Can Singe"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I know it's habaneros that you want,
But your burp can singe.
Please don't belch on me,
Don't belch on me.

When you let one out, it's thund'rous and smells like benzene.
So please don't set me on fire, please!

When your eructation starts to make a sound
I sense conflagration--I duck down,
I duck down!

When your burp is smokin' everything around
My houseplants are croakin', they turn brown,
They turn brown.

I tell you, I once heard a sound like this:
Planes carpet-bombing.
Please don't get near me, don't get near me!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeeeexcellent! You have quite a vocabulary.
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ah, takin' a break from the fart songs, i see....5s
John Barry - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle and Alvin.
AFW - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Missed this the other day..this is funny...and good

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