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Song Parodies -> "Peephole's in Range"

Original Song Title:

"People Are Strange"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Peephole's in Range"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Peephole's in range,
But there is danger:
Face can get punched in
When your eye's homed.

Women will kick you
If you are watching.
She's bra disrobin'. . .
Dents your crown

Then there's pain--
Facial nerves say to the brain:
"I feel pain!"
Not only wrenched, you are shamed
'cause a dame
Made you lame
And you're maimed.

Need ice, yeah!

Peephole's make strange
People much stranger.
Face it: you're punch-prone
When your eye's honed.

Women will stick you
If you are watching.
Streamed hemoglobin
Drenchin' down.

Then there's pain.
Face it: you ought to refrain
From these strange
Notions; it's time for a change. . .
Off clothes; dames
From Saint James
Are in range.

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Meriadoc - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Some interesting imagery here John.
Stan Hall - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Working your way thru' the entire Doors repertoire, are you? Glad you did justice to one of their good ones.
renaldo - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Very much enjoying your Doors parodies. At the risk of sounding like a perv, I like this one best.
Agrimorfee - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you gonna do the whole catalog?! I like this one very much...a bit more down to earth than your usual linguistic gymnastics.
Invisible Boy - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm enjoying your "Doors" project this week, especially this door with the peephole.
littleBeauPeep - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Ies yeux . . . . ahhh Qui Monsieur!
PMS - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I've been enjoying your Doors series too. This was my favorite so far.
alvin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
glad i took a peek
Peregrin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Glad I kept my eye out for this one!

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