-> "Trailer Trash"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Arms up jerking, swigging scads—wasted blight:
pie-eyed guys and “belles,” a beery fight.
Vengeful mobsters and men bad who’re made and wise
would have been shocked, averted eyes
from brawling trash, antics of trailer trash.
For trailer trash, it was a front-yard bash.
The trailer trash then fought on; points had flashed
among the trash, Alaskan trailer trash.
From the territory to the Czarist’s east
swooped a claque of bred doom and the ranting beast.
These fools, untamed, tongues unsprung, ill explodes:
one takes a poke when’s cried some vexed goads
to trailer trash, Last Frontier trailer trash;
For trailer trash, it was a front-yard bash
of trailer trash; they fought on; points had flashed
in trailer trash, Alaskan trailer trash.
At first they were having fun;
the party had just begun.
The pests included looped ma’am. . .
thank god she had nix gun!
(land of the midnight gun).
What’s seen: a raucous brawl, where bingeing abounds;
scene’s more inflamed after too many rounds.
The cops in wagons were called out to arrive—
then a vocal loop from chick with beehive:
“Know who I am? Do you know who I am?!”
It was yam-mer from the monster ma’am,
a godly lamb—well at least that’s her scam. . .
the monster ma’am’s Dionysian dipsoram.
Shouts ’neath her coiffure—rap noise did spring;
she’s seein’ double: rye, just the thing.
Opened her lips and shook her fist, face red
as state where hapless found the tragic-for-campaign twist
among the trash; among the trailer trash.
This failure rash then spawned a campaign crash.
After the crash, she glommed on for a stash,
then she conned cash, she conned a lot to cache.
When alcohol’s fuel in the Last Frontier land
and the trailer trash swill till they barely stand,
there’ll be some hitting; a bash will ensue.
When you get your next pour, quell this corps’ shtik; don’t you
then have a bash, as do the trailer trash,
a trailer bash, where everybody’s smashed.
These trailer trash grogged on, tempers flashed.
Cruiser lights flashed—the monster’s unabashed!
[fade on ranting and screaming]
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