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Original Song Title:

"Zorro"

Original Performer:

Zorro TV series theme

Parody Song Title:

"Zero"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Zorro means fox in Spanish.
Media blight
On airwaves day and night.
From fat whore man,* we get zero
Cred. Faux News charade
Leads the laugh hit parade.
Credibility: zero

Zero, zero, zero, zero, Fox News beats the Comedy
Channel--banal Fox News channel--in faux news and levity.

Tool of the right,
With dickheads that recite
Crap that could have come from Spiro.
When Hannity shrieks,
The TV really reeks,
And cracker Shep bore, what a zero!

Zero, Shep's a Faux News zero, along with all his colleagues--
Bozos, cronies, goading toadies.
Faux News, it's only Bush league.

Zero, zero. . . .


*Roger Ailes, founder of Faux News

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AFW - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't recall the Zorro theme song...much...but I agree with your message..Roger Ailes, came from a nearby town, here in Ohio...Met him , years ago, through a neighbor....He made use of the American Dream, and became a success..but like you, I don't always agree with his political philosophy
Lurker - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! Even ultra-liberals like you are beginning to realize that a major factor in the collapse of ultra-liberalism (read: DemoncRat Party) is the lack of a monopoly for the liberal "Big 3" network news, [plus the C(linton)N(ews)N(etwork), plus Hollywood, plus Time/Newsweek, plus New York Slimes, plus Washington comPost, plus NPR, plus PBS.] Even you dopes see that, thanks to the halfway decent Fox News Channel (which has passed CNN, PMSNBC, etc., in viewership), the Drudge Report, the many conservative (we)blogs -- and especially the conservative radio talkshows (like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill Bennett, the fantastic Laura Ingraham, etc.) -- America is on its way back toward civilization, godliness, decency, pro-lifeness, and all the other good stuff -- abandoning the pagan chaos, indecency, pro-deathness, and all the other bad stuff of the "left." You guys, who actually voted for Slick Willy, are now soiling your drawers as you watch all your sick dreams disappear.
Lurker 2 - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Laura Ingraham - the centerfold of decency, if I remember correctly. Let's see, I think I have a back issue of a girlie magazine with her in it somewhere. Rush Limbaugh - well, as his attorney said, "it's not like he was buying drugs in the Bronx." Bill Bennett - now where did he misplace those millions? And then there's Bill Clinton - impeached for having a consensual relationship - charges driven by those "married for lifers" Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde. The Moral Majority - no hate speech coming from their leader, is there now?
John Jenkins - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Lurker 2, Bill Clinton did not get impeached for having consensual sex. He got impeached for lying under oath.
Lurker 2 - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Jenkins - I stand corrected. You are right sir, Mr. Clinton was impeached for lying under oath about consensual sex. Now that's a lot different than lying about the existence of WMD to go to war, isn't it. A lie about consensual sex gets you impeached, a lie to start a war gets you reselected. What a country!
Lurker - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Your name is spelled, "LIAR," not "Lurker2." Your supposed "facts" were wrong about every person you mentioned. They were the ultra-liberal Clintonian version of "facts," in other words. And the fact that you actually slough off Slick Willy's adultery as "consensual sex" shows that you have a dead conscience. You are at a place in your life in which you are of less value to society than a snail's dungheap.
John Jenkins - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Lurker 2, are you saying that when President George W. Bush claimed that Iraq had WMDs, he was lying; but when President Clinton and Secretary of State Albright claimed that Iraq had WMDs, they were ... joking?

And, you probably know your centerfolds better than I do, but aren't you getting Laura Ingraham and Laura Schlessinger mixed up?
Lurker 54 - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this parody is rather fun.
Lurker 97 - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Me too!
Lurker 3 - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Adultery can be consensual. The lie began with the White House and their cronies tried to perpetuate the myth. But the hypocrisy continues.
Rekrul - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Your name is spelled, "LIAR," not "Lurker." Your supposed "facts" were wrong about every person you mentioned. They were the ultra-fascist King George II version of "facts," in other words. And the fact that you actually slough off lying Dubya's myth as "fact" shows that you have a dead conscience. You are at a place in your life in which you are of less value to society than a snail's dungheap.
Lurker 16 - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Say what you want guys. I really don't care.
Ian Sherman - July 15, 2013 - Report this comment
That's basically what Fox Noise is: cable TV's answer to Captain Monastario and his army.

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