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Song Parodies -> "How Long's He Held These Views?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"How Long's He Held These Views?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
How long's held these views?
A long, long time.
I once thought: he's Svengali's stooge,
With his lyin'.
Lips move. . .lyin'.
Now I understand that
His mind is unsound.
The man actually
Believes the bullsh!it he's laying down.
It's an Orwellian view
From a sick mind.
What mind?!
He'll tell you,
Straight-faced, too:
"War's peace." New-
speak will spew from his mouth,
Each time he blares
New insanity,
Like, "North is South."
You hear him?
He's so unwell, this dude.
His mind ain't fine.
A long, long time.
I once thought: he's Svengali's stooge,
With his lyin'.
Lips move. . .lyin'.
Now I understand that
His mind is unsound.
The man actually
Believes the bullsh!it he's laying down.
It's an Orwellian view
From a sick mind.
What mind?!
He'll tell you,
Straight-faced, too:
"War's peace." New-
speak will spew from his mouth,
Each time he blares
New insanity,
Like, "North is South."
You hear him?
He's so unwell, this dude.
His mind ain't fine.
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nice bit o' bashin'...looking forward to being continually 'spellbound' by you
Captain John, what your 'spell' ing does to me, Oh, don't you see . . . And by the time you get through, it will never be the same & Captain Spell is to blame . . .
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