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Song Parodies -> "Golfing"

Original Song Title:

"Alfie"

Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"Golfing"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whack a ball about--golfing.
Is it just for tournaments you live?

When the ball goes out of the course, you pout, golfing.
You wish the water trap were a sieve.

And for cursing, you'll be fined.
You should yell, "Fore!" to be kind, golfing.

Your ball lies at bottom of pool.
Now you're rife with emotions that are strong, golfing.
You bend your clubs. F*ck the golden rule.
Of senses you take leave and grab a 7 club, golfing.
You blow your top. . .don't yell, "Fore!"
Your club acts as a tree cleaver--like a beaver.

They believe in laws, golfing.
Without these laws, duffers'd get pissed, golfing,
And act like nihilists, believing nothing, golfing.

A good walk is spoiled each time you play.
A glove keeps blisters at bay, golfing, golfing.

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alvin rhodes - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
a hole in one...5s
John Barry - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It's an Eagle...but par here is 555
Johnny D - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
EXTREME Sex. 555. Fore!

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