Whack a ball about--golfing.
Is it just for tournaments you live?

When the ball goes out of the course, you pout, golfing.
You wish the water trap were a sieve.

And for cursing, you'll be fined.
You should yell, "Fore!" to be kind, golfing.

Your ball lies at bottom of pool.
Now you're rife with emotions that are strong, golfing.
You bend your clubs. F*ck the golden rule.
Of senses you take leave and grab a 7 club, golfing.
You blow your top. . .don't yell, "Fore!"
Your club acts as a tree cleaver--like a beaver.

They believe in laws, golfing.
Without these laws, duffers'd get pissed, golfing,
And act like nihilists, believing nothing, golfing.

A good walk is spoiled each time you play.
A glove keeps blisters at bay, golfing, golfing.