-> "Wokkin’ Sliced Strays Free of Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Walkin' My Baby Back Home"
Parody Song Title:
"Wokkin’ Sliced Strays Free of Bones"
Old Blue’s fate: the blue plate I just ate. . .
wokkin’ bite strays free to roam
on the farm or on streets with less charm. . .
wokkin’ bite strays, me back home.
Throng has strong feelings, say that it’s wrong:
pork-like push in Pom’s puss, pome.
I’m a guy disinclined to deep-fry. . .
wokkin’ sliced strays in my dom’.
I chop for a while, and then go Szechwan-style;
Szechwan for Schnauzer is the best.
Never fress a pet—just strays do I get
that by dogma Pa’s ain’t been blessed.
After I dissect, then it’s stir-fry,
post-paw-extraction of loam.
Gentle Ben this don’t taste like, nor hen.
Watch out! I might find a bone.
[(kitchen) implemental interlude]
Once I’ve stayed the bark, taste meat that is dark;
it’s juicier than the white.
And I will not lie: I once ate an eye—
rolled right down to the stomach site.
Ham I’ve banned, and no barbecue stand
will I stop by when I roam.
Eats I send to my craw: man’s best friend.
Wokkin’ the tasty
dogs—they’re sure tasty!
Loving that tasty
meat—firm, not pasty.
Wokkin’ sliced strays free of bones.
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