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Song Parodies -> "Nix-Once-Stout-Putz Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Mickey Mouse Club

Parody Song Title:

"Nix-Once-Stout-Putz Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In anticipation of Gomer's forthcoming concession.

Who's a preacher and a nut. . .
Would rule by the Ten C's?
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE.
Should he win, we'd be there:
In '25, Tennessee.*
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE

Huckabee, the Ten C's.
For president, no preaching Baptist guy-uy-uy-uy.

Chump is wrong; he don't belong--
Then, out of luck we'd be.
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE

Huck bee a shmuck.
I'll be glum
If he wins the race.
Ay-yi-y-yi.

It's appalling--
He has a place
Leading the free world?
That thought's galling!

Who is the medieval nut. . .
Bad for democracy?
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE.
He would take us right there:
To a damned theocracy.
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE.

Huckabee, Tennessee.
Foe of every free-thinking gal and guy-uy-uy-uy.

Chump is wrong; he don't belong;
He had a yen to see
T-H-E-O-C-R-A-C-Y did he.

Epilogue:

Huckabee, 'vederci,
Adios, Adieu, Auf Wiedersehen,
Bye-bye, guy, bye.

Chump is wrong, does not belong
In this here century.
M-I-K-E-H-U-C-K-A-B-EE.


*year, location of the Scopes trial

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AFW - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Very clever and timely political bashing
alvin - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
a fun sing-a-long...dug it...welcome back
Invisible Boy - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect timing John. I'm sure, in some ways, the Huckster is a good guy. The last thing we need, though, is a fundamentalist to take on the...errr...fundamentalists.
Harry - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, John. I was waiting for that one. I think it's even better than the Romney version.
John Barry - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, IB (yeah, he's engaging and funny but ultimately, scary), Harry.
Stan Hall - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Another good one, JAB ... gad to see Huckabee in your Scopes. :-)
littleCupCakes - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
The spelling of H'Bee works out perfectly for this Disney tune! Glad to see you in such fine form again, Sir John, ~Le Marquis o'Knightly Parody~. But I still wonder just jow long it will last until . . . < L' word > appears again . . .
MrMacphisto - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't heart Huckabee... 5-5-5

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