Song Parodies -> Ketchup In A Can
| Original Song Title: | "Catch Us If You Can" |
| Original Performer: | Dave Clark Five |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ketchup In A Can" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Just go diving in, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Bottled, it won't move out, mmmm-mm-mm.
So you yell and stick in a knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
Bottles are no fun, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup just won't run, mmmm-mm-mm.
And it makes you angry, mmmm-mm-mm.
You miss—stick yourself with the knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
Packed this way, you win, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Slather this red goo on, mmmm-mm-mm.
Spread it all around with your knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Bottled, it won't move out, mmmm-mm-mm.
So you yell and stick in a knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
Bottles are no fun, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup just won't run, mmmm-mm-mm.
And it makes you angry, mmmm-mm-mm.
You miss—stick yourself with the knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
Packed this way, you win, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Slather this red goo on, mmmm-mm-mm.
Spread it all around with your knife.
Ketchup in a can (4x)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...fun to sing along with
Could we do this with that Heinz guy? You know, can him? Nice simple parody with a solution to an age old problem. Here's a 15 oz. can of ketchup.
Thanks, alvin, Guy.
I remember that tune! Good job, JB.
Great Caesar's Ghost, JB! This idea could revolutionize the condiment industry...5-s
Thanks, JD. Paul. Paul, your comment has still got me laughing.
When will this site ever be updated?
Maybe ChuckyG's on vacation or something.
Chucky G is on his honeymoon.
Thanks for the info, Little Bird. I was wondering why we couldn't get to the Messageboard today. I know that Chucky had announced his engagement a while back (and I think I responded to that thread), and I guess I had forgotten about it.
About the parody: it was good.
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