Oh the country's climate is frightful--
Voter ire; they're riled and spiteful.
So, before ass smoke you blow,
Vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow.

White House clients Abramoffin',
Mistress throttlin' after boffin',
"Stay course" spurned for new argot.
Vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow.

Many of the races are tight,
So will there be a backlash firestorm?
For their life some are in a fight.
Under Klieg lights, Tony's warm.

To keep your guys from fryin'
Calls for some fine-tuned lyin'.
So massage your message lingo;
Vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow, vet it, Snow.