Gauls Yes? Non!

Gauls yes? Non! Those Gauls went "non!"
Voted they weren't gonna go in
Whole cochon for this Euroin',
They gave it down thumb, Euro constitution.

Gallic fun, bold Gallic fun.
Obstinate, as is their fashion.
Brussels bureaucrats' teeth gnashin'.
They plead with Dutch to treat them with a "yup."

The Dutch live on land below the water,
Land that they've reclaimed from the sea.
Bated breath. . .Brussels waits to see,
They beseech but they get down thumb.

Gauls and Dutch, those Gauls and Dutch.
Euro constitution's dyin',
Maybe later Brussels tryin'
To get the "ja" and "oui" words--pryin' up their thumbs,
So they won't shun constitution.