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Song Parodies -> "No T-Mobile"

Original Song Title:

"Goin' Mobile"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"No T-Mobile"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I got a phone
And sometimes it’s set to “roam,”
Goin’ mobile.
But I’m gonna lose my home
When heels in Texas steals
Old T-Mobile.

Cheap removin’.

The putzes aren’t gonna curb
ATT making inroads
On T-Mobile.
Those c**ksuckers once were beat
By a huge consent decree
Before mobile,

’cree removin’.

Out in the woods
Or in the city,
It’s all the same to me:
When I’ve ATT,
A drops-calls phone. . .
Gone is mobile.

No calls,
No beeps.

Hey, the rape machine
Once called SBC
Bones T-Mobile.
If you like air that’s dead
ATT is where you’re led
With their mobile.

No calls movin’,
Service shitty,
No reprovin’—
The firm’s shifty-grifty.

Gotta move now,
Service movin’, yeah,
Mobile, mobile, mobile. . .

Guess I know what’s the solution
’cause the fare conditions rip me
Off. In conclusion:
I’ll have to with Verizon or Sprint be
For mobile.

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Old Man Ribber - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Nice job! ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't like their new commercials, either. It's too much of a ripoff of, "I'm a Mac/and I'm a PC." And while the new pitchwoman is cute, she's no You Know Who.
AFW - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Hate those necessary evils...funny bashin'
MadameDeNoblesse - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
PirateJack . . . you, no Noble ! !

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