-> "Indoctrination"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Indoctrination"
The Lyrics
We damn well sure know what is fated to come:
He’ll force on them the socialist way, hey!
To Fidel, Mao, and Stalin they’ll kowtow,
Be brainwashed. . .abortion and gays OK.
Indoctrination, indoctrination—
Make way for the state
To teach masturbation.
Then he’ll tell ’em that mommies/daddies—it’s alright to have two,
And right to bear arms just shouldn’t be.
He’ll rehearse ’em in lies ’bout the FAR right
And try to put the kibosh on Ron idolatry.
Indoctrination, indoctrination—
We prate: “Hate the state;
This teaching’s damnation!!”
Indoctrination, indoctrination—
WE’LL teach ’em to hate
This evil damn nation!
For a tomorrow free, we band together
To fight this prophet of unnatural ways.
Higher education?!! God and guns, we vow;
That’s the higher power. . .same thing anyways.
The same thing anyways.
Were Jesus here, he would use a Glock these days. . .
Wait, what is it we say?!
Glock’s made where people pay
Taxes that are high, way!*
There, there’s socialist ways.
No guns made here these days.
“Made in China,” they say;
That’s where commies hold sway;
“Hecho. . .” down south, they say.
NAFTA! That’s Clinton’s way!!
What can we do but bray
And keep the kids away
Indoctrination day?
*Austria
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