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Song Parodies -> "Pitiful Losers"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Loser"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Pitiful Losers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He wants to cream in a young man. . .
He fears becoming an old man.
He's got pedophile pathology.
His pep-club members, more freaky than he.
Pitiful losers love him, one and all.
Like his plastic surgeon, they make your skin crawl.

These bozos think he's their best friend
Each of them is stuck in a dead end.
These pathetic and abject little pests,
Like vermin lodgers emergin' from nests.
Pitiful losers come to watch him fall.
Like his plastic surgeon, they make your skin crawl.
They make your skin crawl,
They make your skin crawl.

For prosecution, they've got enmity, enmity;
Their lame hero worship induces ennui
As they parade shamelessly on TV.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
couldn't agree more..5s
Dee Range - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto alvin.High 5's
John Barry - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Dee.

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