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Zaps my sinuses; they've caved in
It's bugging my nose—right nostril and left.
I blow, but still, I itch.
When I blow into my hankie,
The noise sounds just like a swelling gale.
Can't blow it free:
Timothy, timothy, why does earth make it grow?
Timothy, timothy, it clogs up my nose.
Tear ducts, they swell, there's no relief
I blow, try to expel these motes
That dust up histamines.
With some water I drink down two
Yellow pills that claim to stop the sniffs—
Forget it! More achoos.
Timothy, timothy. My nose is dripping goo.
Timothy, timothy. A-a-a-ahcoo!
Some dust packs my snout, compounding then
The root cause of these vexing allergies.
I might try Dayquil, friend!
My red nose is full as it can be. . .
I'll just have to go out and mow down
All signs of timothy.
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