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Song Parodies -> "THUG"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

T’s for Tony, who is scaring me,
H for Harry I eye warily,
U’s for ugly Bugsy, who’s a mug who’ll mug me,
G’s for guns—many more have they than a weapons store.

Direct hits these thugs adore.

Thugs if they’re mad will give it to you,
thugs are not the kind you want to woo.
Take your kneecaps, break ’em,
when they sleep it’s best not wake ’em.
Thugs are quite a nasty crew.

T’s for Tommy—also scaring me,
H is how to eye him: warily,
U’s for ugly Mugsy; for the vig he’ll bug me,
G’s for gats galore; a trigger’s pulled—guys hit the floor.

Unless they run for the door.

Thugs are an extremely dire-straits crew,
but at least they will be straight with you.
Few can overtake ’em
in crime, but there’s one group makes ’em
look like kitties that go “mew,”
über thugs lesser thugs woo.
It’s the Capitol Hill crew

THUG is an acronym for this crew;
THUG stands for this, I am telling you:
The Hill’s Ugly Grifters—
from your pocket, wallet-lifters.
Thugs who’re raping me and you.

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The Brad Hatter - February 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Holy Cow! Are you guys at it again???
lilCapCakes - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
sirSweaty. . . Grab your gun ~ Get a roll o'Caps ~ Heave your Ho-Lster high across your shoulder ~ Chaps sway sweet ~ on the Smith & Wesson side of the street ~ Camoflage is okayyy . . .
Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - You have made me a parody I can't refuse! I am enjoying your parody "tennis match" with Rob. ;D

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