-> "Hirsute Girlie-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Hurdy Gurdy Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hirsute Girlie-Man"
The Lyrics
Hirsute Girlie-Man
Grown like a hair shirt, looks like a sheep,
He needs to be sheared by miss Bo Peep.
Doesn't want anyone to see. . .
Shaving 'lectrolytically.
Just then's when the hirsute girlie-man
Got stinging shocks—he's gov.
Then's when the hirsute girlie-man
Got stinging shocks—he's gov.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
His furry nates—coarse patch;
Now he's lightened shadows cast
By a forest of hair trees,
Belying his urbanity.
Just then's when the hirsute girlie-man
Got stinging shocks—he's gov.
Then's when the hirsute girlie-man
Got stinging shocks—he's gov.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Now he's a botoxed metro' man
His skin fur's gone—he's gov.
Botoxed metro', botoxed metro', botoxed metro' Austrian man.
Botoxed metro', botoxed metro', botoxed metro' Austrian man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
Hirsute girlie, hirsute girlie, hirsute, burly girlie-man.
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