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Song Parodies -> "Quimpeder"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, & Nash

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Quimpeder—sheathed in iron.
Pike thwart, milady, pike thwart.
Guarding soft down
In her garden that's restrained.

Mecock wanders aimlessly,
Stopped by this belt of Fe.
How can it be freed?

Two kilograms:
Belt yours, milady, belt yours.
Made so tight,
Bent so taut
Cannot get to her notch at all.

She has a key!
As she turns it, sways
The door ope.

In her harbor, my mast stays,
Anchored for a lay.

It's flowing there,
In quarts, milady, in quarts
Streaming out when we slide.
Screaming out, like hot hounds we bay.

Jesters play,
Jerks encircled, endlessly,
As they peep through hole for the key
What do they see?

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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 4   0
 5   3

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Ashkicksass - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
My goodness!

Oh, and LOL!
Johnny D - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, JB, 5's. Hmm...could I be getting an idea for another parody?
John Barry - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash, JD, methanks ye.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever job, JB - looks like you are going to do the entire CSN debut album. hmmmm....well, this is a plug, but you might not know I did that a while back using a "Thumb" theme for every song on it...If you haven't checked them out you might find them amusing. 5's here...

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