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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Be Honed for Slitness"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Be Honed for Slitness"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’ll be honed for slitness…
slice slabs of turkey.
Long ago my blade was so dull,
cleft I fecklessly.
Slitness keen; I’m shiny.
Stevie cleaves, then screams!
Guy now owns less digits,
as if he’d used a fleam.
slice slabs of turkey.
Long ago my blade was so dull,
cleft I fecklessly.
Slitness keen; I’m shiny.
Stevie cleaves, then screams!
Guy now owns less digits,
as if he’d used a fleam.
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yum
I'll give 5s for Christmas, in a set, of three.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
This is a fragment. Mister Barry, you are lazy and this is garbage.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Yep, that's it.
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