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Song Parodies -> "The Kill-Mist Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"The Kill-Mist Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Squelched butts toasted by a stroke of fire,
acrid smoke tickling the nose.
Juul tried, and all I have is the desire
to smoke no more; my breaths: fix throes.

But I’ve got a jones—cold turkey won’t make me hiss, “No!”
I’m trapped by that wheezing blight.
My seek thoughts are on how to get more;
My lungs are scarred and seizing tight.

I hope miasma’s on its way;
the ephemeral joy helps get me through the day.
Give me another pipe or I might die…
I feel the pain dearly if none is nearby.

I know it’s more than just a flitting phase,
but I just don’t know what to do.
I’m wired and I don’t walk around in a daze.
Airy hits MUST ensue!

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