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Song Parodies -> "Alyeskan Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Alyeskan Woman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Alyeskan woman, brays relentlessly,
Republican woman, though anti-Donkey.
Her daughter is knocked up. Is she a whore,
'cause, unmarried, she let a boy score?
Mom's got more important things to do
Than teach contraception when ya screw.
Now woman, it don't work, "Nay sex!"
Alyeskan woman, teach the kid 'bout la-a-a-a-atex.

Republican woman, zealot and crazy,
Reptilian woman. . .4000 B.C.--
That's when folks played with dinosaurs. . .
Carbon dating/footprint--she'll hear no more!
Fargo voice that can cut ice,
Farce show. . .Gibson must play nice,
'cause woman knows not what to say
RE: doctrine of "d'Oh!" man, who'll soon go away-ay-ay-ay-ay.

Alyeskan woman, say, go away,
Alyeskan woman, or at least don't bray.
Them duds are not from a Wal-Mart store.
Got you a "View" loon to adore.
You're shaped by the corps machine. . .
A rote keen, Gepetto queen.
Fargo voice that can cut ice,
Farce show--now you won't place nice
With "woe" man--estrangement I see.
Alyeskan woman, looks beyond VP?

Vote, gonna vote one day,
For her "nay" I'll vote, vote, vote.
I can't believe that woman--
Why, why. . . .
Did you pick, Johnny,
One who's loose a screw?
Both of you manically wink your eyes;
The count must be a million, two.
Here's hoping both yas leave
The scene; take along Joe
The Plumber, who is peev-
in' me, 'cause he's a schmoe.
You say that he's aggrieved;
He ain't for real, ya know! Faux man.
So both leave with the woman.
Goodbye, Alyeskan woman,
Goodbye, porcine lipsticked chick.

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alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious
UnKnownVO - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, this is great, Sir ! So many funny lines: the " braying anti-Donkey " , " Reptilian Woman, 4m B.C. when folks played with Dinosaurs". These are dinoMight lines, however, I still believe that Sarah's got her spell on ewe . . . . Captain Jack o'HMS Queasy !

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