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Song Parodies -> "With Wahab I Hold Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"With Wahab I Hold Hands"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Abdul, I'll gel your bumthing,
Pink, puckered for my gland.
Then I'll splay your dump ring.
With Wahab I hold hands. (3x)

Appease Wahabis
So I can lease their land.
I'm pleased--Saudomy.
With Wahab I hold hands. (3x)

And when I gush you
My steel oil rig trapped inside.
I've got you squealing like that hog
You ain't tried. (3x)

Yeah, you've got that rump thing--
For what's beneath your land
I will keep on pumping.
With Wahab I hold hands. (3x)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you think that's why he's so interested in oil ?
Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm confused. Is this talking about ******* Paula Abdul or some Middle East Deal? ( I DKSAP - you figure out that one ).No matter it's still a 555. :)
John Barry - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Red Ant--It's about Bush holding hands with terrorist-funding Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudomy Arabia as the Wahabi (Islamic fundamentalist) despot toured Bush's ranch recently. Yeah, I know, there's realpolitik, but cozying up to the tyrannical scum who finance terrorism against us in exchange for their oil. Ugly.
Charlie Decker - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Timely and funny...what happens in Crawford stays in Crawford...
Rick C - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Poignant with ointment...555
Red Ant to John - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay. I DKSAP means I DK S*** About Politics. However with VERY few modifications this could be about Paula Abdul suitable for the other website.( look at the first 3 lines of the first stanza, you should be able to understand why I got the wrong idea ).
John to Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, I see what you mean, RA.
Kat - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What the...............................?

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