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Song Parodies -> "Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared"

Original Song Title:

"Reelin' in the Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A hot, nasty day in summer;
They decide on golf to pass.
They elect to go canoeing,
Wicker seats under their ass.
Well they find some inbred rednecks,
And they the ask them to lend a hand.
But these guys are rapacious,
Things don't go as planned.

REFRAIN:
Bobby's squealin 'cause he's reared
Stowed in him is some pine.
The guy grapples him by the ears,
Calls him a nickname porcine.
[Repeat]

Yeah, he keeps calling him that genus,
Continuing to rend and ream.
Bobby wishes he'd rowed through
And not met this backwoods queen,
Whose buddy seeks carnal knowledge
Of Ed, who's got tied hands
The guy wants some swallowage;
He grabs his gland.

REFRAIN

Just then Drew and friend Lewis
Arrive--not quite in time.
Drew draws out a straight arrow, wood,
As a fletcher, he's fine.
Then he loads the string, bow's strung, then he
Has shot the grunting man.
The redneck who is toothless
Just turned tail and ran.

Bobby squealed 'cause he was reared
Rowin' away, he's fine
But there's still a backwoods queer
That they've got to go and find.

Ed squeezed off a shot that's clear--
Arrow in toothless' spine.
Ed then rappelled him to a bier
That's below the water line.

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Bob Gomez, feeling just fine, thank you - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is GREAT!!! More movie parodies, please!
Kristof Robertson - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You're Deliverance of this parody was most excellent! 555
Royce Miller - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
John, this parody is one of a kind, like the movie.
John Barry - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bob, Kristof, Royce. And Bob, thanks for the idea--next stop: "I'll Be Watching You," re: "Rear (recurrent word) Window."
alvin rhodes - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
poor ned beatty...how'd you like THAT to be YOUR most famous role?...nice job on this one..i squealed ...only with laughter, though.. 5s
Johnny D - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Tooling Rammed-hose!
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again, I had to do a double-take before I saw this wasn't a Michael Jackson parody. Or a prison parody. Then again, there is "Oz" common to both...
mac - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Almost heaven, Northern Georgia...
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sure, northern Georgia is heaven... if you're a baseball team and it's October! Then, you'll be playing the Braves, and you can't lose!

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