Song Parodies -> I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me
| Original Song Title: | "Always Something There to Remind Me" |
| Original Performer: | Dionne Warwick |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I fall upon the city street,
Abused by what's ponged anally.
And every breath I take appalls.
Now what in lunch for food had he?
No power to digest food--
Three squares. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
When crap-blows crawl, gas passed, I fall, crapéd. Air! Wish his pants were tight.
Can I can smell, a galling cow ain't dealt a whiff like this hole blight.
No flower exudes.
Stench fare. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
He should be fined, his hiss ain't sweet. Lend him a plug to mute the air.
His bum's slack, toots disgraceful blare; the tube could blow most anywhere.
Oh, why can't he regress fumes?
Beware! I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
Abused by what's ponged anally.
And every breath I take appalls.
Now what in lunch for food had he?
No power to digest food--
Three squares. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
When crap-blows crawl, gas passed, I fall, crapéd. Air! Wish his pants were tight.
Can I can smell, a galling cow ain't dealt a whiff like this hole blight.
No flower exudes.
Stench fare. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
He should be fined, his hiss ain't sweet. Lend him a plug to mute the air.
His bum's slack, toots disgraceful blare; the tube could blow most anywhere.
Oh, why can't he regress fumes?
Beware! I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.
It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!
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disgustingly humorous...5s
Amazing title, amazing parody! You kill me, John! 5's
Have only heard the 80s vesion of this by some one-hit wonder group ( Simple Minds perhaps? ), but 555 all the same.
Best title of the day. Good stuff, despite the air! 555
Made me laugh out loud!
The 80s group that covered this song was Naked Eyes. They were a TWO hit wonder; their other hit was "Promises, Promises." Simple minds did "Don't You Forget About Me" and "Alive And Kicking" (known to many people as "I Like It Kinky").
Nice parody, JB. 5/5/5 from me as well
Nice parody, JB. 5/5/5 from me as well
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