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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Ensign"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Angel"

Original Performer:

Shelley Fabares

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Ensign"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A dirtbag update.
Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
Resignation grandee.

Johnny Ensign had a lover,
And he showered his love with kisses.
Johnny had a problem, though. . .not his missus.
Johnny Ensign had his parents
Make a payoff to his lover’s guy,
And then he put their callow
Kid on the payroll—pay high.

Guy was havin’
Everything go his way,
But now the committee—
Even that crew can see—
That this fella is such a reprobate,
They’d have to seal his fate;
To quit, he didn’t wait.

So, Johnny’s endin’
His shtik, done in
By lechery and stupidity.
Lack of ethics doom him, even he
Was able to see:
He had had it;
From his marriage he’d strayed
Down on the Street named C,
There with his Family
That had fellas
Such as Sanford, his mate;
They’d both prevaricate
And bimbo-fornicate.

Now Johnny Ensign’s gonna cut his
Losses and leave Washington, D.C.
Before he can get hauled up in front of the committee.

Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
He’s a lecher who’ll flee.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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 5   5

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Wild Kiddy - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow! I've never seen you bombed before John, :-( Especially a double bomb! :-( Here, let me see if I can help you a little with 3 of the 5's.... :-)
Wild Child JIN - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Not too familiar with the TOS or the TOC but the parody is very well written and constructed! So, excellent job! 5's, and I too am sorry about your double one bombs! :-( But, forgive me if I sound like I am rubbing it in, by saying that... :-(
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
The irony is, if you demote an Ensign, he becomes... a Seaman! (Now we're heading into Johnny D territory, rather than Johnny E.) By the way, Shelley Fabares is married to Mike Farrell of "MASH," and she still looks great. Remember on "Coach," when Hayden wanted to go skinny-dipping in the university pool with her? "Christine, I'm not ashamed of my body, and I'm very proud of yours!"
John Barry - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Kiddy: It happens with some frequency. BTW: by "dirtbag" I was not referring to Ensign but to the Unamorons.
JIN: Thanks.
MP: I did not know that--thanks for the info.
AFW - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Wasn't totally familiar with this situation, but in researching the web, I agree with your bash...fine job

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