Song Parodies -> Corn Booze--Great!
| Original Song Title: | "Born Too Late" |
| Original Performer: | Poni-Tails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Corn Booze--Great!" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Corn booze--great! Such as potent whiskey
On which I sip then swig until I sate.
Dry? Why? That corn booze--great!
Corn booze--great! Though rye is fine. It too I love;
Redeye I'll try. Inebriate. . .
Never scorn booze, mate.
I can't see through the tumbler. . .
The drink's opacity.
I swig to get vision through. . .
That vitreous vessel is free.
Then I'm drunk.
Morn till late, give me dog hair,
A shot of SKY,
Anything to intoxicate,
Keep me high morn till late.
Corn booze--great, but I don't care
As long as my
State is one of inebriate.
So, if it's corn booze, gree-ea-ea-eat,
As long as morn till late. . .
Boozed state.
On which I sip then swig until I sate.
Dry? Why? That corn booze--great!
Corn booze--great! Though rye is fine. It too I love;
Redeye I'll try. Inebriate. . .
Never scorn booze, mate.
I can't see through the tumbler. . .
The drink's opacity.
I swig to get vision through. . .
That vitreous vessel is free.
Then I'm drunk.
Morn till late, give me dog hair,
A shot of SKY,
Anything to intoxicate,
Keep me high morn till late.
Corn booze--great, but I don't care
As long as my
State is one of inebriate.
So, if it's corn booze, gree-ea-ea-eat,
As long as morn till late. . .
Boozed state.
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its corny...its boozy...its great
~Captain RedEye Barrow~, bending your arm again, Sir?
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