It was a shooterful day;
The gun sweeps 'round.
She had the laser locked on--
She was sightin'.
A deer went by,
Then the shell, a big 'un--
Thump!--blew it away;
It was dyin'.

Yeah, rugged mountain queen,
A fetching woods huntress, she.
Worry she'll be hittin' me.
Hopin' that it's beasts she leads,
My rugged mountain queen.

She looked so good. . .
Coonskin hat trimmed with possum tail.
She had Uz' control
To rub out swine.
She'd laugh and say
That her reign was unstoppable
On this spruce-topped knoll--
Go, gun, dine.

Yeah, rugged mountain queen,
A fetching woods huntress, she.
Burp gun. . .bunnies history.
Into the chamber shell feeds.
My rugged mountain queen.

Fine doe, fawn
Glided through this park-
like lovely setting. Downed
Both in no time.
Out of the woods
To a field we strode.
She picked it up,
Her heavy carbine.

Yeah, rugged mountain queen,
A reckless farm huntress she.
Working on a hittin' spree,
Goin' for heifers and steeds,
My! Gunnin' down the teams.

Shoot, Shoot, Neigh! Neigh! Moo! Moo!