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Song Parodies -> "So That’s What Felchers Do?!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"So That’s What Felchers Do?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What does a felcher do?!
I though I’d find
out and so to Google I flew. . .
started typing,
then I was “yipe!”ing.

You know, it’s a practice
with which I’m not down.
I can’t understand it—
how one would brandish buccal to brown.

So that’s what felchers do!
Sounds assinine [sic],
not fine.

I’d not do
what they do:
move up to
sluice for doo and get chow.

I wouldn’t care
to do that—give me
a big glass now,
even though
I don’t like Welch’s juice,
but, choice of Welch’s/poohole?
Juice is fine!!!!!!!

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Rob Arndt - November 01, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB... I am amazed at the materials you get passed through the censor here.
Dave W. - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Poohole is a very funny turd,oops! I mean - word.

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