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Song Parodies -> "Whore o’ Mine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Whore o’ Mine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He’s a find, sly whore o’ mine
He’s all mine, guy toes the line
Fine whore o’ mine

Well, I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
(Give ’im bucks, give ’im bucks, whore o’ mine)
He score my ruses; he’s sleaze sublime
(Give ’im bucks, gives it sucks, whore o’ mine)
I’m proud to buy this scam-dude whore o’ mine
Whore o’ mine, give ’im bucks, whore o’ mine. . . .
Nothing can match him
He’s got the touch this whore o’ mine, whore o’ mine

This guy’s got a track record that really shines
(Gits it done, gits it done, whore o’ mine)
He’s always yearning for cash—that’s fine!
(Give ’im bucks, give ’im bucks, whore o’ mine)
Sly more-greed, tool pard, palm-grease action whore o’ mine. . .
Nothing but cash, him
He will not touch chits, whore o’ mine, whore o’ mine.

Give ’im bucks, gives it sucks, guilty f**k, whore o’ mine

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Ann Hammond - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Old Man Ribber - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice at any price. This packs quite a trollop! As we are proving daily, the opposite of "con"stitution is...hehehe. ;D
TJC - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm lobbyin' hard for yer fives!
Tommy Turtle - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I know that you're taking the lazy route, (number pressure, to get to 3000?) but could have varied subs, especially in the echo lines: "Scoring fine", "more, I pine", "gorge and dine", etc. Still 555 for the concept and for the pretty good syl-match to TOS.
DivaAufBoredom - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, He's reeeeeal fine that ~Bore oNine~ ! !

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