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Song Parodies -> "Secrete Anus Grams"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secrete Anus Grams"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This man is not the shipment arranger.
The head of the cartel remains a stranger.
A big movement he makes; several balloons he takes.
This body cavity is quite narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

He wears a two-piece suit, the average kind.
Suspicious looks might lead to his behind.

Ah, be careful what you say,
Or you'll give yourself away.
You'll be in a holding cell quite narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

[bass guitar solo]

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

Fastin' till you've passed through the Customs bay.
You allay your hunger for just about one day.
Oh you'll let no long turds drip,
Displacin' the bags, to slip.
You want intestines as dry as a pharaoh.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

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Adagio - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a new kind of poo parody.
Johnny D - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
555! Original, I love it!

Traveling in style in first class one day
Gulping down Ex-Lax in private next day
If them balloons should rip
You'll take another trip
Out of that men's room in a wheelbarrow
Secrete anus grams!
Secrete anus grams!
You're living but you're dumber
Grams' baking away your brain!
John Barry - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, JD. 5s for your comment, JD.
Agrimorfee - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting take on a sobering subject.
alvin rhodes - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
love it....especially the last line...5s
John Barry - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Alvin. Agrimorfee, I finally took your challenge of parodying "Rock Island." Look for it tomorrow.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What a badass!
Claude Prez - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You seem a tad too knowledgeable about this...but pretty funny stuff.
Paul Robinson - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
just think, the line you sniff may have done time in some guys butt... 5's...
Adagio - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a horrible, disgusting thought, Paul...ewww...never thought of that..

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