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Song Parodies -> "My Cow's a Heifer"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"My Cow's a Heifer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My cow's a Heifer,
I hold her tight.
Milks me, my darling;
She's mine each night.
Few sorrows have I to mate
With cow, my Heifer;
We start to date.

When I first heard "Moo,"
It was in September.
I'd started Spanish. . .
Tried to remember
How to say "bovine";
The class didn't go fine.
What did I hear?
Sound like a clear horn blast.

I now remember:
Of course, that's right!
Kicked me, that startling
Sound, out of sight.
"Bovino". . .just alternate
Two sounds. I clamber
Right past the gate.

We share a pillow
Of hay that is new-mown.
She's now my true love
There is a moo-moan
From the barn nightly,
Though she doesn't moove sprightly,
But in the pen
We'll milk again. Au lait!

My cow is never
Alone at night.
Milks me, kine darling,
And it ain't lite.
Few sorrows have I. My mate
Can prow my lever
To navigate.
For cow I'm leche[r]--
Now, let's lactate!

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alvin - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
shes's bovine ....doo lang, doo lang, doo lang
LilMadameBovary - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there, Toro Jack ! ! Ole ~~ Au Lait ~~ Oh, Lay ~~ softly moaning in the hay . . . . what'd I say ! !
LilCupCakes - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin . . He's so fine, so fine . . . oh yeah ! Wish he were mine, I don't know how i'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna make him mine . .
Dr Music - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I looove this song. It's nice to see the bovines getting their shot of fame on here. 555 Pints of milk! But something strange is happening to me, i'm becoming more and more like John Candy all of a sudden for some reason, it's like i'm turning into him. Or maybe I've been him all along. It's like i'm becoming him. I must be a werejohncandy. All of a sudden i'm changing INTO John Candy, it's strange.

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