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Song Parodies -> "Shtik Is ‘Spell’s"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shtik Is ‘Spell’s"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dashing off some mo’,
In a one-trick-pony way.
O’er my spiel will flow. . .
Crapfting more today.
“Spell”s are my tossed-off flings. . .
Wasting my days, nights. .
I’ve too much time to write these things
Displayed on amiright. Oh. . .

Shtik is “Spell”s, shtik is “Spell”s—
Shtik that’s gone astray.
Oh what fun it is to write
In a one-trick-pony way-ay.
Give ’em “Spell”s, give ’em “Spell”s,
Blitz with “Spell”s some days.
Oh what fun it is to write
Ditties coarse, to Screamin’ Jay’s.

Some days I wake and go
And then thoughtlessly write.
I place my fanny right
On the chair, my sit site.
Pixels tinge the screen blank;
Misfortune’s then the lot
Of those who sift through shtit that’s rank:
The take-offs that I’ve wrought. Oh. . . .

Stinking “Spell”s, stinking “Spell”s;
More are on the way.
Oh what fun it is to write
Ditties born of Screamin’ Ja-ay.
Shtik is “Spell”s, stinking “Spell”s
Sicced on you some days.
Oh what fun it is to blight. . .
Sole recourse is, turn away.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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LilSnowHo - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
jayBarry take a bow !
WarrenB - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Such a beautiful union. JB and Screamin' Jay. Don't every stop.
Old Man Ribber - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Don't think of Spell On You as your one trick...think of it rather as your Signature Routine! Merry Christmas! ;D
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Have a Great Holidays, Screamin' J. Barry! Casting 555 Yuletide "spells" for this one! Ho Ho Ho!!!

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