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Song Parodies -> "Glenn, He Is Upset"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Glenn, He Is Upset"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

“Gays, Yids, snare you in their tether—
Let’s get the spotlight on ’em;
We white men must stick together.
Let’s kill Barack—attack tonight. . .
Must hold our ground!”
Can’t help but hear his senseless goon shtick. . .
Squalid squalls of sound.

“OK man was Ronnie, though might have been Red;
Now I have my doubts!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.

“I say you’re weird if not gun-love full!”
Oh Glenn, he’s screechy-keen

“Put on some Texas boots and go there, shoot
Some wetbacks to help keep this country clean!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.

“Slay Spics—if you don’t, you’re faithless.
Lady* has blinded
You to the Asian-race mess.
Whites shall survive if we abate the throng.
Gotta fight these parasites out in the streets!”
Creep is really right, but so wrong.

“Loved Stalin, did Ronnie; that guy was Red!
A Commie-way tout!!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.

Stoking the fears of the gun-love fools,
Oh Glenn, he’s screechy-keen.
He’s got a reddish snoot, this blow-air coot;
He needs sedation with some Thorazine.
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.

Glenn keens,
Glenn screams,
Glenn needs a rest.

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McKludge - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Now that's some good Beck Bashing.
Christie Marie M - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo McKludge. Of all those Glenn Beck based parodies you wrote today, you're on a roll! You already know what I think of this parody! My comments to your previous parodies speaks for itself! 555!
Patrick - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Four Glenn Beck rants in one day. Sounds like someone I want to watch. Never liked "Benny and the Jets", so I can't judge how well it fits the original, which I didn't understand either. But your message comes through loud and clear. Once again, if you want someone who'll really give something to write about, check out Reverend David Manning.
John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, Christie, Patrick. Forgot to explain "Lady" the "Gray Lady," a.k.a The New York times.
John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Patrick, I checked out Manning. Just another in a long line of scam preachers from Aimee Semple McPherson to Pat Robertson. Pathetic that anyone believes their bulls***.
Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice bash, John
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
What is the psycological term? Generalization, I think--Well after reading this I'm going so far as to quitshampooing with Breck!
rob - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
hey, i love freedom of speech, and i aint trying to silence opposite opinions like you commie libs do, but instead of slandering glen, who DID NOT GET ELECTED ON BROKEN PROMICES, who is not in controll, why not talk about odumbas bailing out the rich while they are permitted to file BK, or acorn who odumba is part of from the ground up, or the gillions of troops who will die for his oil for war? isnt it still a war that cant be won, for OIL ? ? ? ? ? ? gee, i thought he was gonna pull them out? i thought libs wanted him to pull them out? did you libs change your minds or are ya just going along with him cause ya cant admit that he is a two faced liar as lots of republicans are? how cum conservatives can stop voting for the republicans and can criisize them, but libs cant? it's cause youve been bought. you have decided to fake it now and lie. ya dont have to. i washed my hands of republicans, feels good, hurts thier vote tally, i am proud to stand for something I believe in vs just "winning" and being bought. you won. do ya like the war for oil and bailing out the rich? write some parodies about how great this is then. you liberals are two faced God / America hating souls who cant admit your leaders get goofy too. glem isnt perfect, he will do and say dumb stuff. but he didnt run, get elected on false promices that his voters still support. to win a pile of poop isnt winning anything valuable. lets see ya brag NOW ! ! ! . glen also isnt only for white men. bush had more minorities on his crew in 6 months than slick willie did in 8 years of sperm on monicas dress. odumba has already killed himself historically since america- at least those of us who work and are confident in self- doesnt want government to choose for us, think for us, and some of us trust our judgementsd, but then, we're not all F'ed up on dope and jealous. enjoy paying for this, and trying to blaim bush for this. and be sure to tell your kidfs and grandkids that you support this lunacy. IT IS ALL ODUMBA AND LIBERAL SUPPORTERS NOW. SOBERING ISNT It ? not to liberals. . .
John Barry - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Lighten up, Rob, dude, it's a parody site, remember? I won't comment on your orthographic issues, which you seem to share with Glenn "oligarhy" Beck.

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