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Song Parodies -> "Clump Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Clump Together"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rear-stunk old catbox; he come pooing, yuck! gross me,
he dump doo-doo; I squall, “He pump holey odor!”
We got air brown, loosin’ pee;
bum-spew reek, a nose scourge, he just doo lumps release.

He spare no poo time, he got flow-sand golfballs,
he got funky linger, he poot so cloaca.
He spray right post-poo, new-flow pee.
Dump stink vile can smell: euw! It’s, whew! engulfin’ me.
Clump together, shite brown, ocean pee.

Me: gag induction, he got awful bum toot,
he got go-go tide pour, he one sphinctral wafter,
he got heaps brown, sea flow of pee.
Whoa! loo stinks, sniff harmware, too unreal his shit sprees.
Clump together, blight brown, host of pee.

He odor nose-stir, he dump—hurl free-storming.
He got yucky water, he one go-hold filler .
Each day: sump and dump a plump feces—
got to pee: good brooking causeway, soap-hard each piece.
Clump together, shite brown, ochre pee.

Clump together.
Yuck, clump together.
Muck clump together.
Stuck clump together. . . .

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 14

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Leough - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Awesome syllable-matching! LOL...You really stunk up the joint with this one! (j/k)
Patrick - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I didn't just hear it in my mind, I could smell it, too.
Phil Alexander - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Poetry in motion..

...or something like that
TJC - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
What Leough said. Litter-airey delight! Waftin' yeww fives!
Timmy1000 - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I think you may have set a record of different ways to tell about the same thing - very funny.
Rob Arndt - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Where's the Fabreeze? Pew-ti-ful...555!!!
Dave W. - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
That reminds me - I've got something to empty...and it's a crappy job.......Phive's
Andy Primus - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Great OS word subs from AIR’s resident litter-ateur
! - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Scatology, the last refuge of an exhausted parodist.

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