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Song Parodies -> "Chowdah Full o' Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Cowgirl in the Sand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Chowdah Full o' Sand"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hell! My chowdah's full o' sand
(This chow's sandy, also bland).
And the taste is not too grand.
Canned stuff I once thought was vile,
But mine don't make dinahs smile.

Cold enough, this stuff I could name
"Vichyssoise". . .taxonomic game.
It is taxin' this crew to taste
This gastronomic shame.

Hellish stew bequeaths disgust
(Smells like ooze beneath scab's crust)
To your buds, breached and nonplussed.
Otto asks: "What's in this, shad?"
Sotto voce: "Man, it's bad!"

Cold enough, this stuff I could name
"Hollandaise". . .taxonomic game.
It is taxin' this crew to taste
This gastronomic shame.

"Help!" a woman dinah screams
(Whelk ain't what her eyes just seen),
"This is not a piece of bream!"
Purplish pisciform swims around
In theah and its piranhar, I'm bound.

Cold enough, this snuffed fish I'd name
"Sashimi". . .taxonomic game.
Would be taxin' to chew, but taste
Bettah than this stew shame.

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McKludge - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like they need to clean their clams better. 555
Meriadoc - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG - you put 'bettahs' in the stew? :-O ;-D
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
so THAT'S what happened to neil's voice
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
So, today's seafood day in JAB world (I'm kinda slow at picking these things up)....I'm not much of a fish eater (I'd prefer a fajita) but this was cool. 555
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
If I can delegate myself to speak for the chowdah heads...this was wikkid pissah

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